I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Randomize