One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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