i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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