do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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