THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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