Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
We need to rekindle our bromance
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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Can you repeat that, but with context?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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