how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Its about making memories worth repressing
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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