In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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