According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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