im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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