I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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