I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
