Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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