idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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