Plan B is the new Plan A
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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