She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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