The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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