just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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