Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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