My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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