I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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