Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Boobs are out for the taking
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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