i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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