But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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