Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
oh god the rape fog is back!
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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