He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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