Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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