Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Pants 0. Shit 1.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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