Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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