And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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