I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
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Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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