I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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