oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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