seriously i just wanna be friends
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so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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