There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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