Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Randomize
