What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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