how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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