the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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