clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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