I didn't shave. On purpose
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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