she woke up with a sticky ear
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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