PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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