IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
