I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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