he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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