wanna go halves on a baby?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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