By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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