if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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