i don't like sucking hair
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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