i just wanna soil my oats bro
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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