She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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