Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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