Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Randomize
