drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Come share oat with me in your robe
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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