I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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