I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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